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Festive mischief, warm spirits, and a little holiday chaos (Pearl & Peril style)Buzz, Your Girlfriend… WOOF!
Irish whiskey, Five Farms Irish Cream & hot coffee Hot coffee spiked like a harsh truth bomb. Strong enough to make you reevaluate your life choices and your siblings. A steaming mug of poor decisions and holiday honesty. Warms the hands, burns the soul
KEVIN!!!!
Jack Daniel’s Fire whiskey, hot apple cider & cinnamon A fiery blast of apple cider panic — the kind you feel when you realize you left an 8-year-old at home… again. Cinnamon heat included. Screaming optional.
Keep the Change, Ya Filthy Animal
Peppermint schnapps, Five Farms Irish Cream & hot cocoa Minty, creamy holiday chaos. Guaranteed to warm your chest and improve your aim if you're firing at intruders. Cozy with a criminal undertone.
Fuller, Go Easy on the Shots!
A Swedish Christmas favorite: Galliano, hot coffee & whipped cream served as a shot A caffeinated kick topped with whipped cream - perfect for celebrating, screaming, or causing loud household destruction. Hydration not included.
Les Incompetent
Kill Devil spiced rum, amaretto, egg nog, cinnamon & nutmeg Eggnog decadence with rum-fueled confidence. Sip until you feel superior to everyone who mispronounces French. Judgment included at no charge.
The Wet Bandits
Whipped vodka, coffee liqueur, iced coffee & vanilla cream Smooth, sweet, and criminally drinkable. Leaves a mess everywhere it goes, just like the iconic duo. A mischievous holiday classic.
The Grinch
Don Q rum, melon liqueur, lemon-lime soda & cherry A neon-green holiday ambush. Tart, fruity, and guaranteed to steal at least something before the night’s over. Spirit-lifting and plot-twisting.
The Trout Sniffer
A 40oz wrapped like a questionable gift from your weirdest relative. Festive. Unhinged. A holiday tradition you never asked for but now can’t avoid.
HOME MALONE HOLIDAY MENU
🎄 A Mischievous Holiday Cocktail Experience Inspired by the Classics 🎄
Our Home Malone Holiday Menu is a limited-time lineup of festive cocktails inspired by the Christmas classic Home Alone and the chaotic charm of Post Malone (because nothing says holiday mischief like booby-trapped nostalgia mixed with a little rockstar energy).
From steaming, cinnamon-kissed hot drinks to cheeky chilled concoctions, every cocktail is crafted for comfort, chaos, and a touch of holiday rebellion. Sip your way through iconic movie nods, playful Post Malone attitude, and the spirited flavors of the season.
Whether you’re posted up on Glenwood South for a cozy night out, pregaming a holiday party, or just craving something bold and spirited, Pearl & Peril is serving Home Malone vibes by the glass - one mischievous cocktail at a time.
